hey guys, did you know, that in terms of rap battling, vaporeon is the best? not only it has featured in that one degenerate /vp/ copypasta, vaporeon is also capable of using the move attract, which means that everytime it raps or sing it attracts women around it, which makes him a better man that boyfriend.xml. unlike boyfriend.xml, vaporeon has baby doll eyes which makes him 18369x cuter and wholesome. in fact, vaporeon is also capable of using the move hyper voice in order to make its opponent's ears bleed to the point they stopped their rapping career. such victims of vaporeon's hyper voice are eminem, phantomarcade, and even boyfriend himself. if you give your vaporeon a normalium z, it can use the move z-celebrate in order to boost its stat and make its hyper voice louder, to the point it kills its opposing rapper. and thats how vaporeon is the best rapper out there, ungodly move power and the ability to learn z-celebrate